π Elon Turns 54 π
The man who made Mars a weekend plan,
turned cars into gadgets,
and Twitter into a live-action meme feed.
At 54, heβs still:
β Roasting rivals π₯
β Skipping court dates π§ββοΈ
β Possibly communicating with aliens πΈ
June 28 isnβt a holidayβ¦
But maybe it should be.
No roadmap. No rules. Just memes and chaos.
Light a candle. Buy the dip. Ride the rocket. π₯